THE TERRIBLE BATTLE BETWEEN Retribution AND COMPUTER HEAD



Prologue

“What’s your battle name?”
“Um, Retribution.”
“Okay.”
”What’s your battle name?”
“Well, let me think… Computer Head.”


“What color rope do you want?”
”Uh, can I have the blue one?”
”Yeah. You have the blue one. I’ll have the fire practice one.”
“Okay.”

“Ready?”

“Oh, wait. Here’s an axe. Do you want to fight with an axe?”

“Instead of the rope?”

“Instead of the rope. And also the dagger.”

“The dagger and the rope. Got it.”

“Wait. My rope is tangled. Okay, now we can start.”



Part the First


“Ayaaaaaaah!!!!”
“Ayaaaaaaaahh—ow.”

“I gave you a bleeder. On your hand.”

“Yeah. Dude. Ow.”

“Hah ha ha ha ha!”




Part the Second


“Chaarrrrggeee!!!”

THWAP

“I got you! Hah!”

“Yes, but you didn’t do enough damage.”

“Oh.”

“Go back to the end of the hall.”

“I’m going.”



Part the Third

“Spinning attack!”
”Spin!”
“Spin!”
“Spin!”

WHAP
WHAP
WHAP

“I like the spinning attack.”
“Me too.”



Part the Fourth

“Ahhhhhh!!!”
“Eeeeeeeeeeee!!!”
“No, no, no, you’re not supposed to run!”

“Oh. Sorry.
Aaaaahhhhhhhhh!”

“Aahhhhhhhhhh!!!”

THWACK
WHOP

“That’s better. Get up now.”



Part the Fifth

“Wait, why did you drop your weapons?”
“Fist punch!”
“Oh! Hand to ha—ow!!”
“Yeah!”

WHAP!
SMACK!

“When you win you’re going to be King! King of What?”
”King of the United States.”
“What about Canada?”
“Not Canada. They already know what to do by themselves.”
“Oh, OK.”

“AAAHhhhh!!”
“Hip Check! Oh, oh, gosh. Sorry. You OK, kiddo?”
“Yeah. Hold on. Get up you coward!!”
”Um, I am up.”
“Oh, yeah! Aaaaaahhhh!!!”



The Final Battle

“Aah—“ THWAP! “—ow!”

“Mommy! Mommy, where are you??”
“In the bathtub. What is it?”
“I killed my opponent with a sword and rope spinning attack.”
“That’s wonderful.”
“Okay, see you later.”

“I’m back! Aaahaahahahahhhh!!!
“Aahhhhhh!!!”

THWAP!
PACKT!

“I’m dead.”
“I know. I killed you! Aha! Kabuto is the winner!

“I thought your name was Computer Head.”

“No, it’s Kabuto.”

“Oh, right, sorry. Kabuto is the winner!”


THE END.

- posted by Kate @ 8:53 AM